As Thanksgiving hits and our families gather, everyone takes their turn saying what they’re thankful for. It crosses my mind to blurt out “pleasure”, but we don’t want Uncle Alfred to choke on the turkey leg he’s trying to sneak in as we go around the room. So I refrain.
But ladies, let me tell you, I AM THANKFUL FOR PLEASURE!!!
Eve’s Vibrating Butterfly Pump
Per the product description, “Let the butterfly pump’s cup alight over your love bud. Once you’ve created a seal, use the handy trigger pump to create light, moderate, and up to intense levels of suction. The suction increases blood flow, arousing you and making your sexy spots even more sensitive!”
A vacuum seal isn’t something I’d normally think was a good idea to put down there, but hey, I’ll give it a whirl. Worst case scenario, I end up being a funny story for the people working in the ER. “She got what, stuck where?”
Once positioned to where you can make a good seal (away from hair if you’re not bare, ladies), give this a few pumps. If you over do it, it won’t feel too great, so locate the suction release button prior to using this.
My initial thought was that it was different, a tad arousing, but didn’t do a whole lot for me. Next step, vibe time!
The vibe is your typical multi-speed device. Push the power button, then cycle through the settings to find something that you like. I would have liked the vibe to feel a little closer and to have more control over it, but this isn’t a vibe, it’s a vibrating pump. Keep that in mind.
Overall, I wasn’t through the roof with Eve’s Vibrating Butterfly Pump, but I’m not going to write it off just yet. Anything new deserves a few tries before making a final judgement.
A&E Love Bud Play Set
I have tested a number of bullets in the past, as well as vibes with slip on sleeves. These are normally just OK, and useful when you’re in a pinch or don’t have a lot of room (purse), but they are not really my first choice of vibrating pleasure sticks.
So when I opened up the A&E Love Bud Play Set my expectations weren’t high. This is just going to be your average bullet, right?
As I took the components out of the box I did like the feel of them, and the sleeves fit well. That was promising.
Then I turned it on. WOW!
For such a small vibrator, this really puts out some power, and feels absolutely amazing. I went in intending to just get warmed up a bit, but quickly went for the home run. BOOM! That’s all she wrote. Sorry, hon!
Bottom line, if you’re not impressed by this little set, you’re probably not doing it right!
Check back in early December for a few naughty stocking stuffer ideas for you and your significant other!